Extra Attention

I'm worth a little extra attention.
I didn't get dressed to disappear
Or make a little fuss.
I can take it.
I'm worth a little extra attention.
Bright red suit and a loud hello.
I'm a little extra wherever
I go.
Got myself invited by bringing the snacks.
Now they're all asking when
I'm coming back.
Give me a minute.
I'll give you a show.
Your turn next.
Let everybody know.
Make some room.
I'm about to get ridiculous.
Somebody encourage this woman.
I'm worth a little extra attention.
I didn't get dressed to disappear.
Laugh at my jokes.
Even the bad ones.
I'm worth a little extra attention.
And
I like having you here.
I keep confetti in my coat for emergencies.
Of course, I sneezed and started a parade.
That wasn't me, but
I fully support it.
Uhhuh.
I'm worth a little extra attention.
I didn't get dressed to disappear.
Laugh at my jokes.
Even the bad ones.
You're worth a little extra attention.
LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
Autographs later.